I don't care what you do for a living. If you love it, you are a success.

Dress simply. If you wear a dinner jacket, don't wear anything else on it ... like lunch or dinner.

I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem.

I should have been a country-western singer. After all, I'm older than most western countries.

Yale men do not like to be told anything by people who didn't go to Yale. The closest I came to Yale was once I had one of their padlocks.

I would read Playboy more often, but my glasses keep steaming up.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.