McDonald's breakfast for under a dollar is actually more expensive than that. You have to factor in the cost of bypass surgery.

Can placebos cause side effects? If so, are the side effects real?

Regarding local residents attempting to ban sex shops from their neighborhoods: You show me a parent who says he's worried about his child's innocence and I'll show you a homeowner trying to maintain equity.

One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you're too tired.

History is not happenstance: it is conspiratorial. Carefully planned and executed by people in power.

So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.

My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me.