McDonald's breakfast for under a dollar is actually more expensive than that. You have to factor in the cost of bypass surgery.

We [americans] are not a freedom-loving people in the beautiful, spiritual sense. We have an inspiring Constitution, but we're a hardhearted people.

Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it's trying to save its body.

Brenda [Carlin] went into therapy and I soon joined her. First we put the drugs behind us, then we began serious work on our relationship. And, in time, we got well together.She just drove through a hotel lobby. Now, that's bottoming out.

And now, in the interest of equal time, here is a message from the National

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

George Washington’s brother, Lawrence, was the Uncle of Our Country.