God bless the homicidal maniacs. They make life worthwhile.

If there were only one cherry pie in the world, and Bill Clinton owned it, I might get a piece of it. If Bush or Reagan owned it, you'd have to kill them to get a piece of pie. That's my feeling about Bill. And Bill's a good bullshitter. America likes a good bullshitter. That's one of the reasons he was re-elected. Honesty has no place in politics. It would throw everything off.

I'm 60 years of age. That's 16 Celsius.

The phrase surgical strike might be more acceptable if it were common practice to perform surgery with high explosives.

I think it would be fair and right to use some of my land and wealth for a drug-rehab center or an Indian school.

The whole problem with the world today: private property. If no one owned anything, it would be a lot better. There's even an entire industry devoted to keeping an eye on other people's stuff. This is how stupid it's got. If you decide to get rid of a lot of your stuff, you can give it to a thrift shop or to Goodwill.

I don't consider myself a cynic. I think of myself as a skeptic and a realist.