When people asked me, "Do you get high to go onstage?" I could never understand the question. I mean, I'd been high since eight that morning.
George CarlinI never take credit for anything, because it's mostly genetic to my way of thinking. Even the need to work hard with some genetic talent you're given - the need to go out and develop it, and push hard to bring it to people.
George CarlinThe word bipartisan usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.
George CarlinI'm not collegial, I don't hang out. I'm soloist, I like my solitude, I don't really hang around with comedians.
George Carlin