God bless the homicidal maniacs. They make life worthwhile.

Don Ho can sign autographs 3.4 times faster than Efrem Zimbalist Jr.

One thing leads to another? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask an addict.

Why do they bother with a suicide watch when someone is on death row? "Keep an eye on this guy. We're gonna kill him, and we don't want him to hurt himself."

Besides the drugs and counterculture, I started talking about myself, which is the first thing you do when you are a writer.

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.