To me, authority is something that a freer spirit, a more independent mind, and a person who can handle the world, doesn't need guidance from.

On Thanksgiving, you realize you're living in a modern world. Millions of turkeys baste themselves in millions of ovens that clean themselves.

To me the cynics are the ones in the boardrooms with the reports from the focus groups.

The Baby Boomers: whiny, narcissistic, self-indulgent people with a simple philosophy: "Gimme that! It's mine!"

Does killing time damage eternity?

Electricity is really just organized lightning.

When he got loaded, the human cannonball knew there were not many men of his caliber.