To me, authority is something that a freer spirit, a more independent mind, and a person who can handle the world, doesn't need guidance from.

The planet isn't going anywhere. We are.

The radio ad "Hi, I'm Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don't drink and drive. I don't". Well, I hope you don't drive sober either Mr. Healey. You're blind for God's sake!

I can remember staring at the orphanage and feeling envy.

I don't get all choked up about yellow ribbons and American flags. I see them as symbols, and I leave them to the symbol-minded.

I never joined the Boy Scouts. I don't trust any organization that has a handbook.

You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans.