To me, authority is something that a freer spirit, a more independent mind, and a person who can handle the world, doesn't need guidance from.

Pardon me I've got nothing to say.

One of the more pretentious political self-descriptions is 'Libertarian.' People think it puts them above the fray. It sounds fashionable, and to the uninitiated, faintly dangerous. Actually, it's just one more bullshit political philosophy.

I did LSD and peyote in the late Sixties, before I got into cocaine. That was concurrent with my change from a straight comic to the album and counterculture period, and those drugs served their purpose. They helped open me up.

Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you.

There's this man who lives in the sky, and he has ten things he doesn't want you to do, and you'll burn for a long time if you do them. But he loves you.

Results like these [state of the earth] do not belong on the resumé of a supreme being.