I like to say two things in life that mean the most: genetics and luck. When you look at it realistically, genetics is luck too. Because you could have been born in some really terrible situation and never had a chance to realize yourself or see who you were. And so the luck of genetics and then after that, circumstances, those are the two guiding things.
George CarlinWhen you visualize the recent past, do you see it as being somewhere over on the left?
George CarlinWhen someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
George CarlinI was kind of sweet kid, according my mother, and my recollections. Thoughtful and good, but kind of alone - although I didn't interpret it that way, as such. Children never interpret these things. They think they understand logically.
George Carlin