You show me something that doesn't cause cancer, and I'll show you something that isn't on the market yet.
George CarlinHere's a bumper sticker I'd like to see... 'We are the Proud Parents of a Child who has resisted his teacher's attempts to bend him to the will of his corporate masters'.
George CarlinWhen you quit school at an early age, I think you have a lifelong need to show the world - and maybe yourself - that you're really smart after all.
George CarlinIn my neighborhood - West 121st Street in New York, "white Harlem" - there were only two drugs: smack and marijuana. By the time I was 13, some friends and I were using marijuana fairly regularly. The Reefer Madness myth was still very strong then, but I'd been into jazz and those lyrics included so many casual references to pot that it was completely demystified for me.
George Carlin