I like to say two things in life that mean the most: genetics and luck. When you look at it realistically, genetics is luck too. Because you could have been born in some really terrible situation and never had a chance to realize yourself or see who you were. And so the luck of genetics and then after that, circumstances, those are the two guiding things.
George CarlinTo me the cynics are the ones in the boardrooms with the reports from the focus groups.
George CarlinMeanwhile, followers of Eastern religions are sitting in the middle of their minds, experiencing a bliss and a level of consciousness that Western man can't begin to approach.
George CarlinA lot of the people who keep a gun at home for safety are the same ones who refuse to wear a seat belt
George Carlin