When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

I sort of gave up on this whole human adventure a long time ago, divorced myself from it emotionally. It gives me an artistic detachment that I find valuable. I think the human race has squandered its gift, and I think this country has squandered its promise, for the sake of cell phones and Jet Skis.

I don't like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions.

At best, God can be viewed as nothing more than an uncaring incompetent father-figure

I actually was a writer who had the ability to perform his own work as opposed to a comedian who wrote his own material. So that really made me happy and changed my whole perspective.

Sun worship is fairly simple. There's no mystery, no miracles, no pageantry, no one asks for money, there are no songs to learn, and we don't have a special building where we all gather once a week to pare compare clothing.