I went to George Washington High School for six months before my 16th birthday, when I could legally quit. That was an even worse experience than the Catholic schools. I mean, they were still teaching fractions. But mostly, I played hooky.
Why should it be illegal to sell something that's perfectly legal to give away?
What year did Jesus think it was?
If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.