The dividend I get [from my compulsion] is the freedom to be totally disorderly in my dreamworld.

I think tobacco and alcohol warnings are too general. They should be more to the point: 'People who smoke will eventually cough up small pieces of lung.'... And 'Warning!! Alcohol will turn you into the same jerk your father was.'

Know my feelings about traffic laws? Cop didn't see it? I didn't do it.

Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.

If God is all powerful, can He make a stone so big that He Himself can't lift it?

My books and records are arranged according to subject, and within each subject, they're alphabetical by author or artist. The music tapes are alphabetical and the performance tapes are in chronological order.I like to control my environment, because I feel if I have my physical space in order, then I'm free to dream.

If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense? What year did Jesus think it was?