Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That's just common sense!
George CarlinIn TV today, you can say I pricked my finger, but you can't say it the other way around.
George CarlinMatt 13:57. Then Jesus told them, 'A prophet is honored everywhere except in his own hometown and among his own family.' The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
George Carlin