When people asked me, "Do you get high to go onstage?" I could never understand the question. I mean, I'd been high since eight that morning. Going onstage had nothing to do with it.

If God didn't want you to masturbate, he would have given you short arms.

Regarding the fitness craze: America has lost its soul; now it's trying to save its body.

When I listen to those tapes now, the real cocaine shows; there's just nothing special about their content.

In baseball the object is to go home! And to be safe! - I hope I'll be safe at home!

We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul.

You show me something that doesn't cause cancer, and I'll show you something that isn't on the market yet.