When people asked me, "Do you get high to go onstage?" I could never understand the question. I mean, I'd been high since eight that morning. Going onstage had nothing to do with it.

Medical researchers have discovered a new disease that has no symptoms. It is impossible to detect, and there is no known cure. Fortunately, no cases have been reported thus far.

I say if you're going to go for the Angel bullshit you might as well go for the Zombie package as well.

We are all precancerous.

Religion is just mind control.

In adolescence you have to separate yourself and establish your identity. So, being very independent anyway, I took charge.

Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body