Boxing is a more sophisticated form of hockey.

Engineers at General Motors have developed a revolutionary new engine whose only function is to lubricate itself.

The New Testament is not new anymore' it's thousands of years old. It's time to start calling it the Less Old Testament.

I like to write without being stoned. I like to have a hit or two and then go punch up the writing. I just see different things and hear different things. But it's nice to be working from the base that I wrote originally and then come to it with a little buzz. I can have a little wine from time to time. I have a hit from time to time, but those are the only things I do.

If the shoe fits, buy another one just like it.

Every day I break my own personal record for number of days I have been alive.

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.