Boxing is a more sophisticated form of hockey.

The secret of success is doing something you love, doing it well and being recognized for it

I did LSD and peyote in the late Sixties, before I got into cocaine. That was concurrent with my change from a straight comic to the album and counterculture period, and those drugs served their purpose. They helped open me up.

On Thanksgiving, you realize you're living in a modern world. Millions of turkeys baste themselves in millions of ovens that clean themselves.

The phrase surgical strike might be more acceptable if it were common practice to perform surgery with high explosives.

Think of how strange we'd look if all the cuts, burns, scrapes, bruises, scratches, bumps, gashes, and scabs we ever had suddenly reappeared on our bodies at the same time.

If I ever lose my mind I hope some honest person will find it and take it to Lost and Found.