Boxing is a more sophisticated form of hockey.

Politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice. You don't.

The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is.

It's depressing to see blacks wanting to dive into the mainstream of American commercial life. They come from a magnificent African culture based on aesthetics, and they all want to become fort builders like the vicious people who originally enslaved them.

Professional soldiers are people who die for a living.

Next time you see someone sleeping, make believe you're in a science fiction movie. And whisper, 'The creature is regenerating itself.'

If you live long enough, sooner or later everybody you know has cancer.