All messages from Satan are played forward and are in standard American English.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

When I'm not actually doing my work, I'm planning it or thinking about it or reading things that on some level are transformed into performance fantasies. I have no active interests. I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind.

He is dead now, but he meant well.

Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.

There are only two places in the world: over here and over there.

If two baseball players from the same hometown, on different teams, receive the same uniform number, it is not ironic. It is a coincidence. If Barry Bonds attains lifetime statistics identical to his father's, it will not be ironic. It will be a coincidence.