All messages from Satan are played forward and are in standard American English.

There are two types of people: One strives to control his environment, the other strives not to let his environment control him. I like to control my environment, because I feel if I have my physical space in order, then I'm free to dream.

No one is more himself than the moment when he's laughing at a joke. It's at those moments that people's defenses go down, and that's when you can slip in a good idea.

Humor is based on surprise, and surprise is a milder way of saying shock. It's surprise that makes the joke.

Boxing is a more sophisticated form of hockey.

The main reason women are crazy, is that men are stupid.

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.