One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

One philosopher has rightly said that property is theft. But I'd like to use my future ownership of property to give something back.

The more syllables a euphemism has, the further divorced from reality it is.

I became a radio nut. I loved the afternoon serials, and I got into jazz through the radio. I had a subscription to Down Beat when I was 12. And I'd spend a lot of time in front of the minor, miming records.

It was the typical paranoid experience [to hide coke]. As soon as I knew my hiding place, I thought the whole world knew it. I'd write clues to my hiding places in code, then forget the code and spend the rest of the day looking for my coke.

I was taken to the hospital for observation. I stayed several days, didn't observe anything, and I left.