I've set my own rules to live by. The first one is: 'Never believe ANYthing the government says.'

Never let the brain idle. ‘An idle mind is the devil’s workshop.’ And the devil’s name is Alzheimer’s.

Flowers are one of the few things we buy, bring home, watch die, and we don't ask for our money back.

Think of how strange we'd look if all the cuts, burns, scrapes, bruises, scratches, bumps, gashes, and scabs we ever had suddenly reappeared on our bodies at the same time.

History is not happenstance: it is conspiratorial. Carefully planned and executed by people in power.

I hope we're not just human garbage drifting toward a big sewer. But I think so.

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?