I've set my own rules to live by. The first one is: 'Never believe ANYthing the government says.'

To me, smoking pot meant sitting with a newspaper on my legs, rolling the seeds down, pulling the twigs out and finally producing a perfectly cylindrical, absolutely wonderful joint that you either locked at both ends or pinched off, or pinched at one end and left open at the other.

May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!

So I do have this ambivalence. Obviously I'm against militaries, because of what militaries do. In many ways though, the air force was unmilitary-like. They dropped bombs on people, but...they had a golf course.

As far as I'm concerned, humans have not yet come up with a belief that's worth believing.

People say life begins at conception, I say life began about a billion years ago and it's a continuous process.

Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony with that big hammer slams it on the head of the person who lost the most money that day.