Once you leave the womb, conservatives don't care about you until you reach military age. Then you're just what they're looking for. Conservatives want live babies so they can raise them to be dead soldiers.

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted?

What exactly is "midair"? Is there some other part of air besides the "mid" part?

When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands.

Religion cruelly exploits our need to feel connected.

I don't have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights.

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?