I've just completed a five-year period that can perhaps best be called a breathing spell. A time of getting my health back and gathering my strength. That time also included incredible cocaine abuse, a heart attack and my wife's recovery from both alcoholism and cocaine abuse.

Baseball is a nineteenth-century pastoral game. Football is a twentieth-century technological struggle.

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

Germany lost the Second World War. Fascism won it. Believe me, my friend.

If you nail a tool shed closed, how do you put the hammer away?

As far as I'm concerned, humans have not yet come up with a belief that's worth believing.

The enjoyment has been diminishing. Now, there's no question that it's sort of fun to get high.