In the Navy, there is no wrong hole. In the Marines, there is always a hole.

If a movie is described as a romantic comedy, you can usually find me next door playing pinball.

Results like these [state of the earth] do not belong on the resumé of a supreme being.

By the age of six or seven, I was already doing voices and faces, making my friends and my mother laugh.

Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too big.

We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul.

You live eighty years, and at best you get about six minutes of pure magic.