In the Navy, there is no wrong hole. In the Marines, there is always a hole.

If voting changed anything, it would be illegal.

I don't have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

The phrase surgical strike might be more acceptable if it were common practice to perform surgery with high explosives.

What exactly is 'viewer discretion'? If viewers had discretion, most television shows would not be on the air.

People can't seem to get it through their heads that there is never any healing or closure. Ever. There is only a short pause before the next "horrifying" event. People forget there is such a thing as memory, and that when a wound "heals" it leaves a permanent scar that never goes away, but merely fades a little. What really ought to be said after one of these so-called tragedies is, "Let the scarring begin.