It's difficult enough for a young person to put his soul on the line in front of a lot of drunken people without having that hanging over his head, too.
George CarlinPersonally, emotionally, I'd rather divorce myself from the world than face the heartbreak of partial success. Because partial success implies overwhelming failure.
George CarlinI remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes
George CarlinThe Human Species could have been great but instead we became satisfied with lights on our tennis shoes.
George CarlinThere is a certain amount of righteous indignation I hold for the American culture, because to get back to the real root of it, to get broader about it, my opinion that is my species - and my culture in America specifically - have let me down and betrayed me. I think this species had great, great promise, with this great upper brain that we have, and I think we squandered it on God and Mammon. And I think this culture of ours has such promise, with the promise of real, true freedom, and then everyone has been shackled by ownership and possessions and acquisition and status and power.
George Carlin