I'm 60 years of age. That's 16 Celsius.

Next time you see someone sleeping, make believe you're in a science fiction movie. And whisper, 'The creature is regenerating itself.'

What I hated most was seeing those priests and brothers getting so much pleasure out of inflicting pain. I wondered what was wrong with them.

I think of myself as an entertainer: I'm a performing entertainer, I'm a stand-up comic. But there's an artist at work here, too. One who interprets his world through his own filter.

Even in a fake democracy, people ought to get what they want once in a while.

Hard work is for people short on talent.

If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.