It was just a compulsion. In fact, I soon realized that the only thing I really enjoyed was the actual snorting.
George CarlinThe best thing about living at the water's edge: You only have assholes on three sides of you, and if they come this way you can hear them splash.
George CarlinAnd, of course, the funniest food: "kumquats". I don't even bring them home anymore. I sit there laughing and they go to waste.
George Carlin