Catholic, which I was until I reached the age of reason
The god excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.
I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it.
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Sometimes guys'll say to you, 'Have a good one'. I say, 'I already have a good one. Now I'm looking for a longer one'.
I gravitated toward being a funny guy. I liked the radio comedians. I lived in the Golden Age of radio, and the Golden Age of television came along when I was still in my early teens.