People tell you to have a safe trip, as if you have some control over it.
The coke made me incredibly horny.
The Baby Boomers: whiny, narcissistic, self-indulgent people with a simple philosophy: "Gimme that! It's mine!"
Tits always look better in a pink sweater.
I've never seen a homeless guy with a bottle of Gatorade.
There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.