Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.

The New Testament is not new anymore' it's thousands of years old. It's time to start calling it the Less Old Testament.

Scratch any cynic and you will find a disappointed idealist.

I loved the angiogram. They stick a thing in your thigh and it goes all the way up to your heart. Isn't that a thrill? Well, at least the nurse scored thigh.

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

Art, music, and philosophy are merely poignant examples of what we might have been had not the priests and traders gotten hold of us.

A crazy person doesn't really lose his mind. It just becomes something more entertaining.