The only thing high-definition television will do is provide sharper images of the garbage.
George CarlinIf you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.
George CarlinIt is said that Indians were sometimes named for the first thing they saw when they were born. Makes you wonder why there aren't more Indians named Hairy Pussy, doesn't it?
George Carlin