I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
George CarlinAll patriarchal societies are either preparing for war, at war, or recovering from war.
George CarlinComedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken word, the writing that goes into it is an art form - it's certainly artistry.
George Carlin