Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view.

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

In some hotels they give you a little sewing kit. You know what I do? I sew the towels together. One time I sewed a button on a lampshade. I like to leave a mark.

If a piece requires some specific inflection, I'll record it. I take a lot of notes, and later categorize them, combining them alongside existing ideas, and eventually put a piece together.

If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.

The whole problem with this idea of obscenity and indecency, and all of these things - bad language and whatever - it's all caused by one basic thing, and that is: religious superstition.

In Rome, the emperor sat in a special part of the Colosseum called the Caesarian Section.