Cloud nine gets all the publicity, but cloud eight actually is cheaper, less crowded, and has a better view.

If it requires a uniform, it's a worthless endeavor.

Looking back, I realize that my life has been a series of incidents where one person has said to another, "Get this asshole outta here!"

If you nail a tool shed closed, how do you put the hammer away?

The Class Clown album was done totally sober. I'd realized what a hell I'd made for myself and I cleaned up completely for three months. You can hear the clarity of my thinking and of my speech on that album.

A person of good intelligence and of sensitivity cannot exist in this society very long without having some anger about the inequality - and it's not just a bleeding-heart, knee-jerk, liberal kind of a thing - it is just a normal human reaction to a nonsensical set of values where we have cinnamon flavored dental floss and there are people sleeping in the street.

Sometimes a little brain damage can help.