In some hotels they give you a little sewing kit. You know what I do? I sew the towels together. One time I sewed a button on a lampshade. I like to leave a mark.
George CarlinIf a piece requires some specific inflection, I'll record it. I take a lot of notes, and later categorize them, combining them alongside existing ideas, and eventually put a piece together.
George CarlinIf all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.
George Carlin