If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

One of the more pretentious political self-descriptions is 'Libertarian.' People think it puts them above the fray. It sounds fashionable, and to the uninitiated, faintly dangerous. Actually, it's just one more bullshit political philosophy.

'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

There are actually people who go out and re-fight these battles. You know what I say? Use real ammunition! You just might raise the intelligence level of the American gene pool!

McDonald's breakfast for under a dollar is actually more expensive than that. You have to factor in the cost of bypass surgery.