If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

When fascism comes to America, it will not be in brown and black shirts. It will not be with jack-boots. It will be Nike sneakers and Smiley shirts. Germany lost the Second World War. Fascism won it. Believe me, my friend.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

Tonight's forecast: DARK. Continued mostly dark tonight, turning to wildly scattered light in the morning

The radio ad "Hi, I'm Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don't drink and drive. I don't". Well, I hope you don't drive sober either Mr. Healey. You're blind for God's sake!

Besides the drugs and counterculture, I started talking about myself, which is the first thing you do when you are a writer.