I'm 60 years of age. That's 16 Celsius.
The Human Species could have been great but instead we became satisfied with lights on our tennis shoes.
I'm a believer that things happen. Fate is what happens.
There are ten thousand people in the United States in a persistent vegetative state. Just enough to start a small town. Think of them as veggie-burghers.
If God didn't want you to masturbate, he would have given you short arms.
It's harder to be funny from the position of power.