Never give up on an idea simply because it is bad and doesn't work.
With humans it's abortion, but with chickens it's an omelet.
Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, to the next county, to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.
If a movie is described as a romantic comedy, you can usually find me next door playing pinball.
One time. In 1965. August, for about an hour, I was both fine AND dandy at the same time. But nobody asked me how I was.