If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
Picture your grandmother in Hell, baking pies... without an oven.
I was trying to get out of the night clubs and was thinking maybe I'll go to the colleges now; that's where you can speak your mind.
Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
"No comment" is a comment.