No matter how you care to define it, I do not identify with the local group. Planet, species, race, nation, state, religion, party, union, club, association, neighborhood improvement committee; I have no interest in any of it. I love and treasure individuals as I meet them, I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to.
George CarlinTo me the cynics are the ones in the boardrooms with the reports from the focus groups.
George CarlinOne good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
George CarlinI don't really identify with America, I don't really feel like an American or part of the American experience, and I don't really feel like a member of the human race, to tell you the truth. I know I am, but I really don't. All the definitions are there, but I don't really feel a part of it. I think I have found a detached point of view, an ideal emotional detachment from the American experience and culture and the human experience and culture and human choices.
George CarlinWhen I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse.
George Carlin