The straightest line between a straight distance is two points.
All the wrong things for all the wrong reasons. Sometimes people just want to feel different. And so long as Third World peasants are poor they will send us drugs, and as long as we are empty we will ask for this little plant.
Leadership camp? Isn't that where Hitler went?
When people say “clean as a whistle”, they forget that a whistle is full of spit.
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him.
How can it be a spy satellite if they announce on television that it's a spy satellite?