If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

I think the trend to control speech - and therefore thought - continues. Because of the freer flow of information now, there's more on the side of free thought.

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

If you ask me, we could do with a little less motivation. - The people who are causing all the trouble seem highly motivated to me. - Serial killers, stock swindlers, drug dealers, Christian Republicans.

The phrase surgical strike might be more acceptable if it were common practice to perform surgery with high explosives.

I saw Danny Kaye in a movie, and he was doing voices and faces on that big, big screen and making whole audiences laugh. It was just an instant hookup.

Every person you look at, you can see the universe in their eyes, if you're really looking