If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.

I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

Of course, in Los Angeles, everything is based on driving, even the killings. In New York, most people don't have cars, so if you want to kill a person, you have to take the subway to their house. And sometimes on the way, the train is delayed and you get impatient, so you have to kill someone on the subway. That's why there are so many subway murders; no one has a car.

People are dreaming if they think they have rights. They've never had rights. There's no such thing.