The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the intellect.
George CarlinHonesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
George CarlinThe patterns became even more vivid at Cardinal Hayes High School. That's when I began failing subjects and running away from home for days at a time.
George CarlinI often wonder how different the world would be if Hitler had not been turned down when he applied to art school.
George Carlin