Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids

In high school, when I first heard of entropy, I was attracted to it immediately. They said that in nature all systems are breaking down, and I thought, What a wonderful thing; perhaps I can make some small contribution to this process, myself.

He is dead now, but he meant well.

I think we’re part of a greater wisdom that we will ever understand; a higher order, call it what you want. Know what I call it? The Big Electron. It doesn’t punish, it doesn’t reward, it doesn’t judge at all. It just is.

I don't like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions.

And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats.

Hitler never bothered with restaurant reservations; he just dropped by. And somehow they always found him a table.