I used to be Irish Catholic. Now I'm an American - you know, you grow.

In terms of coke, the only money I ever thought about was that dollar bill I had stuck up my nose.

If the Cincinnati Reds were really the first major league baseball team, who did they play?

Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky.

Bullshit is truly the American soundtrack.

You know something I could really do without? The Space Shuttle. ... It's irresponsible. The last thing we should be doing is sending our grotesquely distorted DNA out into space.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.