Every person you look at, you can see the universe in their eyes, if you're really looking
George CarlinThere are two types of people: One strives to control his environment, the other strives not to let his environment control him. I like to control my environment.
George CarlinYou know something I could really do without? The Space Shuttle. ... It's irresponsible. The last thing we should be doing is sending our grotesquely distorted DNA out into space.
George CarlinCherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
George CarlinI'm never critical or judgmental about whether or not a movie is any good. The way I look at it, if several hundred people got together every day for a year or so - a number of then willing to put on heavy makeup, wear clothes that weren't their own and pretend to be people other than themselves - and their whole purpose for doing all this was to entertain me, then I'm not gonna start worrying about whether or not they did a good job. The effort alone was enough to make me happy.
George Carlin