When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
George CarlinI always wanted and enjoyed sex, but I never put much importance on scoring or having an athletic sex life. I guess I define myself more by my career and my commitment to a relationship than by my ability to have a lot of chicks or achieve ten orgasms in an evening.
George CarlinThe phrase surgical strike might be more acceptable if it were common practice to perform surgery with high explosives.
George Carlin