If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

We get what we deserve. They are our elected officials.

I don't think we really gave barbarism a fair try.

I quit school in ninth grade, even though I was good at the studies. I knew I didn't need school for what I wanted.

There are actually people who go out and re-fight these battles. You know what I say? Use real ammunition! You just might raise the intelligence level of the American gene pool!

Let's not have a double standard. One standard will do just fine.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?