Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
Bowling is not a sport because you have to rent the shoes.
I'm not a person who thinks they can have it all, but I certainly feel that with a bit of effort and guile I should be able to have more than my fair share.
I went straight from shenanigans to crimes against humanity.
I'm happy to tell you there is very little in this world that I believe in.
The secretiveness. The stealth. Those were obviously the aspects of cocaine use I was addicted to.