Thall shall keep thy religion to thy selves.

I believe myself to be a worthwhile and inventive performer in my own right. [And] I want to be known for what I do best.

There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

I actually was a writer who had the ability to perform his own work as opposed to a comedian who wrote his own material. So that really made me happy and changed my whole perspective.

Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.