Thall shall keep thy religion to thy selves.

Israeli murderers are called "commandos," Arab commandos are called "terrorists."

Catholics are against abortions. Catholics are against homosexuals. But, I can't think of anyone who has less abortions than homosexuals!

Tonight's forecast: DARK. Continued mostly dark tonight, turning to wildly scattered light in the morning

Military cemeteries around the world are packed with brainwashed dead soldiers who were convinced God was on their side. America prays for God to destroy our enemies. Our enemies pray for God to destroy us. Somebody's gonna be disappointed! Somebody's wasting their time! Could it be.. everyone?

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?

Now, some people do this for shock value. Shock is just another uptown word for surprise. Granted it has a different quality to it, but a joke is about surprising someone. I'm a great believer in context. You can joke about anything. I do like finding out where the line is drawn, deliberately crossing it and bringing some of them with me across the line, and having them be happy that I did.