I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind.

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.

The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend.

Life is tough, then you die.

One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.

They mention that it's a nonstop flight. Well, I must say I don't care for that sort of thing. Call me old fashioned, but I insist that my flight stop. Preferably at an airport.

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?