I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind.

When it comes to bullshit...bigtime, major league bullshit...you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims...religion.

Somewhere in the world is a doctor who is worse than all other doctors...and someone has an appointment with him in the morning.

You get into your teens, now they can't hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.

You're all going to die. I hate to remind you, but it is on your schedule. It probably won't happen when you'd like; generally, it's an inconvenience.

As powerful as anyone may claim God to be, somehow he always needs money.

You never see a smiling runner.