The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.

What year did Jesus think it was?

Soft rock music isn't rock, and it ain't music. It's just soft. Reminds me of something my third-grade teacher said to us. She said, "You show me a tropical fruit and I'll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala."

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

When I see a large group of people, I wonder how many of them will eventually require autopsies.

Keep in mind, the news media are not independent; they are a sort of bulletin board and public relations firm for the ruling class-the people who run things. Those who decide what news you will or will not hear are paid by, and tolerated purely at the whim of, those who hold economic power. If the parent corporation doesn't want you to know something, it won't be on the news. Period. Or, at the very least, it will be slanted to suit them, and then rarely followed up.

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?