The only good thing ever to come out of religion was the music.

The coke made me incredibly horny.

When he got loaded, the human cannonball knew there were not many men of his caliber.

Your home is your refuge.

I think everyone should treat one another in a Christian manner. I will not, however, be responsible for the consequences.

I think everybody should be able to do anything they want and let roving bands of people punish each other for things they don't agree with. People with no underwear doing anything they want. Wouldn't that be fun? You wouldn't need television.

Dogs and cats get put to sleep; hogs and cows get slaughtered.