I do something about the weather. I stay home.
If you can't say something nice about a person, go ahead
There's some invisible guy, up in the sky, who can kill you, because he loves you.
One of the first things they teach you in Driver's Ed is where to put your hands on the steering wheel. They tell you put 'em at ten o'clock and two o' clock. Never mind that . I put mine at 9:45 and 2:17. Gives me an extra half hour to get where I'm goin'.
More people have been killed in the name of God than for any other reason.
May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.