When you think about it, attention-deficit order makes a lot of sense. In this country there isn't a lot worth paying attention to.

I have a lot of things [in me] that are childlike and innocent and sweet.

Y'ever notice how you never seem to get laid on Thanksgiving? I think it's because all the coats are on the bed.

Besides the drugs and counterculture, I started talking about myself, which is the first thing you do when you are a writer.

Every day I beat my own previous record for the number of consecutive days I’ve stayed alive.

I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.

The next time a prostitute solicits your business, ask for the clergyman's rate.