When you think about it, attention-deficit order makes a lot of sense. In this country there isn't a lot worth paying attention to.

There's a thrill when you steal something in plain view of other people. When you drop a newspaper over a sign and walk away with it, or take something off a wall and the sound of the glue ripping makes people turn around. Your heart is racing, it's a rush.

Meanwhile, followers of Eastern religions are sitting in the middle of their minds, experiencing a bliss and a level of consciousness that Western man can't begin to approach.

There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords.

Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony with that big hammer slams it on the head of the person who lost the most money that day.

God bless the homicidal maniacs. They make life worthwhile.

In the 'bullshit department' a businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman.