When you think about it, attention-deficit order makes a lot of sense. In this country there isn't a lot worth paying attention to.

I really haven't seen this many people in one place since they took group photographs of all the criminals and lawbreakers in the Ronald Reagan administration.

We will never be an advanced civilization as long as rain showers can delay the launching of a space rocket.

I think it's important to break taboos for the same reason it's important to break laws and rules - because either you're a slave to them, or you're taking matters into your hands.

Because we were a poor area, the school had a small budget and was unable to teach the second half of the alphabet.

I don't consider myself a cynic. I think of myself as a skeptic and a realist.

As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.