When you think about it, attention-deficit order makes a lot of sense. In this country there isn't a lot worth paying attention to.

Griddle cakes, pancakes, hot cakes, flapjacks: why are there four names for grilled batter and only one word for love?

They [the Reagan Administration] want to put street criminals in jail to make life safer for the business criminals. They're against street crime, providing that street isn't Wall Street.

Everybody in America is a part of this big herd of cattle being led to the marketplace, not to be sold, which is usual with cattle, but to do the buying. And everyone is branded.

If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?

Tonight's forecast: DARK. Continued mostly dark tonight, turning to wildly scattered light in the morning

'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that 'I do' is the longest sentence?