I think it's important to break taboos for the same reason it's important to break laws and rules - because either you're a slave to them, or you're taking matters into your hands.

The person who is most a part of me is the performer, is the standup, the guy who says, "Hey look at me, listen to this!" I do that because that's what I do, I love doing it.

When you think about it, 12:15 P.M. is actually 11:75 A.M.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?

For a long time, I've distinguished between entertainer and performer and entertainer and artist. To me, an entertainer is someone who pleases others, and an artist tries to please himself.

Weather tonight: dark. Turning partly light by morning.