I really haven't seen this many people in one place since they took group photographs of all the criminals and lawbreakers in the Ronald Reagan administration.

The mayfly lives only one day. And sometimes it rains.

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.

We kind of shape our truths as we speak them. We fashion things to suit the occasion or the person or our own needs in the moment.

The best thing about living at the water's edge: You only have assholes on three sides of you, and if they come this way you can hear them splash.

People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think.

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.