As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.

God bless the homicidal maniacs. They make life worthwhile.

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.

To my way of thinking, there is every bit as much evidence for the existence of UFOs as there is for the existence of God. Probably far more. At least in the case of UFOs there have been countless taped and filmed and, by the way, unexplained sightings from all over the world, along with documented radar evidence seen by experienced military and civilian radar operators.>>.

The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.

I am a personal optimist but a skeptic about all else. What may sound to some like anger is really nothing more than sympathetic contempt. I view my species with a combination of wonder and pity, and I root for its destruction. And please don't confuse my point of view with cynicism; the real cynics are the ones who tell you everything's gonna be all right.

When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?