I'm certainly a skeptic. I always quibble with people.

Regarding local residents attempting to ban sex shops from their neighborhoods: You show me a parent who says he's worried about his child's innocence and I'll show you a homeowner trying to maintain equity.

Baseball begins in the spring, the season of new life. Football begins in the fall, when everything's dying.

I try not to see new comics - their acts or their films. Part of that is professional. I don't want to be influenced. But another part is fear and jealousy. I'm afraid to see how good they might be. I don't like that emotion, but it's part of me.

To my surprise, my marijuana use has been tapering off steadily.

A good motto to live by: "Always try not to get killed.

My mother and I had a lot of distance between us emotionally, although, on the surface, most of the time, we appeared good and friendly, and all that. But I was a problem. I was a street kid.