I'm certainly a skeptic. I always quibble with people.

Weather tonight: dark. Turning partly light by morning.

I'm 63 now. But that's just 17 Celsius.

They say if you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns. Well, those are precisely the people who need them!

We're not supposed to mention f***ing in mixed company, but that's exactly where it takes place.

Everything that you know about yourself comes from thinking back, and I think I saw religion as the first big betrayal of me.

The person who is most a part of me is the performer, is the standup, the guy who says, "Hey look at me, listen to this!" I do that because that's what I do, I love doing it.