We're not supposed to mention f***ing in mixed company, but that's exactly where it takes place.
George CarlinWhy is there such controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who'd be willing to test any drug they can come up with.
George CarlinMost of the note-taking happens while I'm watching television. It's a broad window on the world, and a lot of things are already established in my mind as things I say, things that I'm interested in, things that are fodder for my [stand-up] machine. And when I see something that relates to one of them, I know it instantly and if it's a further exaggeration and a further addition, or an exception - if it plays into furthering my purpose, I jot it down.
George Carlin