Think of how strange we'd look if all the cuts, burns, scrapes, bruises, scratches, bumps, gashes, and scabs we ever had suddenly reappeared on our bodies at the same time.

I'm offering a special prize for the first Buick on the moon.

Once the high priests and the traders took over, we were lost as a species.

Anyone who's onstage is going to attract a certain number of misguided people. But I was never very interested in groupies.

Life is a near-death experience.

The planet isn't going anywhere. We are.

Whenever you see the word cuisine used instead of the word food, be prepared to pay an additional eighty percent.