Think of how strange we'd look if all the cuts, burns, scrapes, bruises, scratches, bumps, gashes, and scabs we ever had suddenly reappeared on our bodies at the same time.

Where does the dentist go when he leaves the room?

Personally, when it comes to rights, I think one of two things is true. I think either we have unlimited rights, or we have no rights at all. Personally I lean towards unlimited rights, I feel for instance I have the right to do anything I please, BUT! If I do something you don't like I think you have the right to kill me.

All the wrong things for all the wrong reasons. Sometimes people just want to feel different. And so long as Third World peasants are poor they will send us drugs, and as long as we are empty we will ask for this little plant.

Swimming is not a sport. Swimming is a way to keep from drowning. That's just common sense!

If black boxes survive air crashes - why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?