Think of how strange we'd look if all the cuts, burns, scrapes, bruises, scratches, bumps, gashes, and scabs we ever had suddenly reappeared on our bodies at the same time.

Life is a near-death experience.

If the cops didn't see it, I didn't do it!

I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.

Comedy is grievances. It's a recitation of grievances - whether they're inconsequential, superficial - like "my wife shops too much", or "kids today", all those old-fashioned themes - or, if it's deeper, and somewhat more thoughtful, about social imbalance and inequities, and the folly of human behavior. It's usually a complaint.

Censorship that comes from the outside assumes about people an inability to make reasoned choices.

When you visualize the recent past, do you see it as being somewhere over on the left?