My father? My father left when I was quite young. Well actually, he was asked to leave. He had trouble metabolizing alcohol.
Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
There was a built-in audience for the rebel in me that had been all along not expressing himself.
By elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
The safest place to be during an earthquake would be in a stationary store.
No one who has had "Taps" played for them has ever been able to hear it.