I'm offering a special prize for the first Buick on the moon.
Singing is basically a form of pleasant, controlled screaming.
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
She was only a prostitute, but she had the nicest face I ever came across.
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.