So far, this is the oldest I've been.
To my surprise, my marijuana use has been tapering off steadily.
Your dog thinks you're a god. Your cat thinks the dog's an asshole.
The straightest line between a straight distance is two points.
One can never know for sure what a deserted area looks like.
Praying is begging for an unseen deity to alter the laws of nature for someone admittedly unworthy.