What wine goes with Captain Crunch?

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.

A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.

The god excuse, the last refuge of a man with no answers and no argument.

There are only two types of motorists: the idiots who drive slower than me, and the lunatics who go faster.

I respect animals. I have more sympathy for an injured or dead animal than I do for an injured or dead human being, because human beings participate and cooperate in their own undoing. Animals are completely innocent. There are no innocent human beings.

I say if you're going to go for the Angel bullshit you might as well go for the Zombie package as well.