My advice: Just keep movin' straight ahead. Every now and then you find yourself in a different place.
George CarlinI don't like the phrase shock value. Surprise is essential in comedy, and if people are shocked by what I consider merely surprising, then that's their shock. But there is no joke without surprise.
George CarlinRegarding jam sessions: Jazz musicians are the only workers I can think of who are willing to put in a full shift for pay and then go somewhere else and continue to work for free.
George CarlinI finally accepted Jesus. not as my personal savior, but as a man I intend to borrow money from.
George Carlin