Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.
George CarlinIn adolescence you have to separate yourself and establish your identity. So, being very independent anyway, I took charge.
George CarlinI don't know how you feel, but I'm pretty sick of church people. You know what they ought to do with churches? Tax them. If holy people are so interested in politics, government, and public policy, let them pay the price of admission like everybody else. The Catholic Church alone could wipe out the national debt if all you did was tax their real estate.
George Carlin