I, myself, have killed six people. All random, all undetected, no way to trace them to me. And, let me tell you, there's nothin' like it. It's a great feeling. Yeah, I know, you're thinking. 'Aw, he's a comedian. He's just sayin' that stuff.' Good. That's exactly what I want you to think.

In Rome, the emperor sat in a special part of the Colosseum called the Caesarian Section.

Test of Metal: Will of Iron, Nerves of Steel, Heart of Gold, Balls of Brass.

When will all the rhetorical questions end?

All the wrong things for all the wrong reasons. Sometimes people just want to feel different. And so long as Third World peasants are poor they will send us drugs, and as long as we are empty we will ask for this little plant.

We spend the early years feeding our brains with information and the latter half trying not to think about it all.

If we could just find out who's in charge, we could kill him.