I was surprised when I started getting old. I always thought it was one of those things that would happen to someone else.
George CarlinIn Rome, the emperor sat in a special part of the Colosseum called the Caesarian Section.
George CarlinFor an entertainer, part of the thing you do is just style. And the coke did help me get into great runs of pure form.
George CarlinSomebody once said that Hollywood is based on a lot of producers deliberately making bad movies, and every now and then somebody gets lucky.
George Carlin