My father? My father left when I was quite young. Well actually, he was asked to leave. He had trouble metabolizing alcohol.

Sometimes a little brain damage can help.

Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.

When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

I've never been quarantined. But the more I look around the more I think it might not be a bad idea.

I don't vote. We're led to believe we're free through the exercise of ineffective freedoms.

I hope I'm beginning a new cycle of energy and creativity. If so, it'll really be my third career. The first was as a straight comic in the Sixties. The second was as a counterculture performer in the Seventies. The third will be...well, that's for others to judge.