My father? My father left when I was quite young. Well actually, he was asked to leave. He had trouble metabolizing alcohol.

All messages from Satan are played forward and are in standard American English.

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted?

As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero, he no longer is.

I think of shock as kind of an uptown form of surprise. Comedy is filled with surprise, so when I cross a line... I like to find out where the line might be and then cross it deliberately, and then make the audience happy about crossing the line with me.

Sometimes, when I was really loaded, I'd sit on the floor and sort out every nut and bolt in the house. It was just sheer insanity. And often there'd be speed in the cut, so I was a speed freak, too.

If a painting can be forged well enough to fool experts, why is the original so valuable?