Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as too big.

Art, music, and philosophy are merely poignant examples of what we might have been had not the priests and traders gotten hold of us.

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

Governments don't want a population capable of critical thinking, they want obedient workers, people just smart enough to run the machines and just dumb enough to passively accept their situation.You have no choice. You have owners. They own you. They own everything. They own all the important land. They own, and control the corporations. They've long since bought, and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the state houses, the city halls, they got the judges in their back pockets and they own all the big media companies, so they control just about all of the news and information you get to hear.

The good lord tripped me up behind the line of scrimmage.

Golf is an arrogant, elitist game that takes up entirely too much space in this country.